emogod420:

sauciesaucee:

emogod420:

when ur at the function coolin with ur bros and life is good!!!!!!!!

IS THIS FROM GOOSEBUMPS OR AM I JUST STUPID

nah friend this is a rare photo of emogod420 and friends at the grill function and life is good!!!!!!!!

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
  • baby: m..m-m...ma...
  • mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
  • baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
  • sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!

theanziewolverine:

panicatthediscomg:

schmidtsterrr:

panicatthediscomg:

panic-exclamationpoint:

panicatthediscomg:

asjstar9:

panicatthediscomg:

OH WELL IMAGINE AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A

guava

what

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

kf1n3:

maybe you shouldn’t have fucked up so much

anneisrestless:

Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.

disco-auditore:

sometimes homestuck panels are the most kickass art things ever but other times its

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yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

allisonwaunderland:

necronovelist:

missjadeegbert:

i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds

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It’s a-me, primadonna girl!

Feat. Luigi del rey

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hallowedhorrors:

I feel such pity for the homestucks who didn’t know faygo was an actual thing, or who live in places where you can’t find it, when I’m over here in Michigan like
imageimageimageimageimageimageimageShit’s a dietary staple here.