amuseoffyre:

bitchesaloud:
childservices:

when u high as hale and ur friend mama giving u a ride home like

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

ac3df:

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

THE FACE, THE FACE AHAHAHA

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

katy-mo:

cinnamonbritches:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pooperscoopin:

FORTY EIGHT POPTARTS PRAISE WALMART JESUS

omg this has to be america
quick someone send me one

When we first got these in my store I was freaking out excited because I thought they were giant Poptarts…

Bebe why you no send me these?! cinnamonbritches?????????

*drowns in pop tarty goodness*
scottthepilgrim:

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses